Stand Up and Scream

gy-m:

Have you ever sat with your friends and just known that you’re the least important friend in the group and you felt like it wouldn’t make a difference if you were there or not

I want to get my shit together and turn my life around but I also want to die

epic-humor:

bon-bonThe older I get the more I realise there are no grown ups and nobody knows what the fuck they’re doing.

epic-humor:

theresavoidinmypolaroid:

If it actually started raining men I think I’d just start crying and be really terrified and not leave my house and just curl up into a ball and pretend I couldn’t hear the slamming of bodies falling upon my roof under no circumstances would I think “hallelujah” 

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noire-pandora:

I am that type of douchebag friend who doesn’t talk with you for weeks but still cares about you and hopes you still care too.

epic-humor:

How Animals Eat Their Food

Sam 'Apitong' Zabala - Oops I Did It Again (voice impression attempt)
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we-who-swear-in-the-angels-name:

tardishobo:

ceshira:

samapitongzabala:

So my mom told me to record a song for her. She didn’t give specific instructions like what kind of song and she didn’t tell me not to fool around while singing, so there.. now’s my chance to do some impressions

(by order)

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Britney Spears

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Vanessa Hudgens

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Angelica Pickles

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Raven

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Isabella

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Bubbles

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Scuttle

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My dad’s GPS

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Me

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oh my go D

I lost it at scuttle.

John Green: I fell in love the way you fall asleep; slowly, then all at once.
John Green: Chicken nuggets is like my family.
Me: Exercise
Me: Exercis
Me: Exerci
Me: Exerc
Me: Exer
Me: Exe
Me: Ex
Me: Extra fries

stayzoot:

i don’t know what’s a bigger mess my room or my life

Sometimes you’re 23 and standing in the kitchen of your house making breakfast and brewing coffee and listening to music that for some reason is really getting to your heart. You’re just standing there thinking about going to work and picking up your dry cleaning. And also more exciting things like books you’re reading and trips you plan on taking and relationships that are springing into existence. Or fading from your memory, which is far less exciting. And suddenly you just don’t feel at home in your skin or in your house and you just want home but “Mom’s” probably wouldn’t feel like home anymore either. There used to be the comfort of a number in your phone and ears that listened everyday and arms that were never for anyone else. But just to calm you down when you started feeling trapped in a five-minute period where nostalgia is too much and thoughts of this person you are feel foreign. When you realize that you’ll never be this young again but this is the first time you’ve ever been this old. When you can’t remember how you got from sixteen to here and all the same feel like sixteen is just as much of a stranger to you now. The song is over. The coffee’s done. You’re going to breathe in and out. You’re going to be fine in about five minutes.

fuckisonyobiscuit:

for someone this ugly i sure do look in the mirror a lot

moffnat:

do you ever just cry because you suck

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Mom: ' well you need to call them and ask.'
Me: i dont think you understand how much i cannot do that.